EVENT 01: Welcome to the Pentagon!

[unrequite]

WELCOME TO THE PENTAGON!

Picture a Las Vegas sized hotel, but with no casino. It's just very big. And there is no gift shop.

The Pentagon welcomes you...

You wake up from a doze seated in a firm lobby chair. Walked through a set of automatic sliding doors, bag in tow. Where did you get that bag? Listen, don't worry about it.

- All guests to the Pentagon arrived with a medium-sized standard rolling bag. It is filled with any items they would have brought with them if they had time to pack a standard rolling bag before they left. Weapons are okay!
- All guests may bring one living animal. The animal will retain any powers it may have as long as it is not worldbreaking.
- All guests will have their powers. They will not be allowed to use it to break the world. They may break other things, but they will be pulled aside by one of the receptionists for a Talking To. They may be barred from the hotel for the night and it gets cold outside the Pentagon!
- Guests are not limited to standard entry to the hotel. However, if they break hotel property upon entry, they will be expected to pay for repairs. Method of payment will come as soon as I'm not fuckballs tired.

Things to do:

- Check in! There is a handy dandy receptionist at the front desk ready to take your name and your reservation. Yes, you have a reservation! It's here, in this shared suite. You don't remember making that reservation? What a pity. Well, while we get you resituated in the system, I suppose you will have to make peace with your roommate. Please don't fuck up your relationship with your roommate, that would be so terribly awkward. If you would like to trade rooms, that is fine, but please notify the front desk with all involved parties with the details of the room change! Also, please allow one day for admin to catch up with bookings before you trade rooms! Try to be nice to your one night roomie okay okay

- Get breakfast! A free continental breakfast is served from 6 am to 10 am. Please come by for fresh food!

- Chill in the lobby! When it isn't doubling as the breakfast area, the lobby area functions as both a waiting room, a meeting place, and a chill seating area in case you don't want to eat your gas station hotdog at the gas station like a neanderthal. wow.

- Find your room!

Each suite has a:
- kitchenette (one pot, one pan, plastic silverware, paper plates and bowls. no food. that's at the gas station across the street.)
- microwave
- fridge (with drinks! you will have to pay for them if you take them. it's going to be Esspensive.)
- two beds (small, but very comfy)
- bathroom with bath and shower (with standard toiletries. if you need more, you can call the front desk! there are towels, but if you make a real mess, call the front desk for fresh ones.)
- toilet (no bidet)
- closet (3 hangers, one extra set of sheets, one extra comforter, two extra pillows, a small ironing board, an iron)
- shared side table (two drawer compartments, one for each bed; there are outlets for electronics)
- wardrobe (just one, but it's big! please share.)
- desk with rolling chair (just one! again, please share. also: a notepad with a cheap ballpoint pen, a phone, and a phone directory for standard hotel amenities)
- pullout bed couch (for more guests! this bed is far less comfy than the standard beds.)
- television (with standard cable and standard trash programming. nothing particular stands out about the programming.)

- book shop? ... There is a bookshop where the gift shop should be. Where did it come from? Perhaps it's always been there, in the same way the faceless staff of the Pentagon have always been there. There is currently caution tape over the front entrance. Although the entrance isn't locked, it is not advised to enter the bookshop early. Who knows what might happen (the people who were in the City knows what will happen no don't touch that—)

- gas station? across the street? The street stretches into the horizon. This place is flat. so very flat. but there's a gas station.

- fresh produce (limited, but good variety. may be slightly wilted.)
- standard basic groceries (including pet food for your Living Creatures)
- liquor section (we in the south now boyzzz)
- lotto ticket machine (?)
- chargers/small electronics
- wall o candy
- basic amenities and toiletries(fancier than hotel amenities but not by much)
- magazines!
- slushy machine
- coffee machine
- rolling hotdogs
- hot fast food
- car maintenance products. you know. for your car
- gas station guy. nice guy

How do you pay? the gas station guy will charge it to your room! Who's paying for your room? Erm. Tehe. pero

You can also go to the gas station guy and buy a bus ticket to Sin City for a vacay. Sin City is great! Lots to do in Sin City. Buses to Sin City leave every Wednesday evening — don't be late! However, after a month at maximum, you will be back in your room in the Pentagon. Guess the hotel likes you!

Other hotel amenities. This hotel isn't 5 star, but it isn't 3 star either! Standard fancy hotel amenities, such as a small gym, a pool and sauna, a well maintained laundry room, a small spa, and a business center with computers and print station also exist. The only amenity that does not exist is the standard fancy hotel restaurant. Make your food yourselves!!

welcome nerds. enjoy your stay!

OOC:
- I will make a receptionist thread. please feel free to add your character to the queue for a randomly selected room! if you would like to also have a conversation with one of our three randomly selected receptionists, please say so in your comment. thank. EDIT: room assignments are here! please add any new characters to any random rooms you like. if you change rooms, please be sure to update the spreadsheet. thank yoooou
- i'll make up how to make money and pay for stuff later. for now please don't starve just buy stuff it's Fine
- electricity works. there's local internet but search engines bring up very little about the area. gps does NOT work (for now)
- uh that's it i'm tired please tell me if i missed anything

Comments

[glazing]

[ ah, flins thinks. of course it had been on illuga's mind. privately, he is glad that illuga is at least keeping him in the loop, for now. ]

I believe that the front desk of the hotel concierge has paper at hand. That can be retrieved at a later time. Now- [ flins raises his hands to clap them, just once. ] we need to complete your task. Was your goal not to feed everyone in need of a meal today?

[oathlantern]

[Right, they probably have a notepad. Some pens, even. Illuga will just borrow it for a bit before hunting down some of the nameless staff for answers.]

Does that include you? [Hands, back on hips.] I'm not finished cooking, so you'll have to help yourself to what's ready.

[glazing]

[ and here it begins, the ever tug of war. flins smiles. he lowers his hands. ]

Though you take me so lightly, Young Master, I regret to inform you that I was not remiss in my headcount earlier. Each individual in this hotel has been fed and accounted for, save for one. And that is you.

[ a severe hand rises to his chest where his heart ought to be. ] I believe I have been placed here to remind you of the fact that the word 'everyone' encompasses yourself. It would please me greatly if you could feed yourself.

[oathlantern]

[Illuga opens his mouth, pauses, then closes it. He sighs.] You're deflecting. I'll have you know I've been eating here and there while cooking.

[You know, taste-testing, snacking on extra ingredients...]

[glazing]

That hardly sounds like a meal. You would scold anyone else for mistaking it for one.

[oathlantern]

Then will you be sitting down to eat with me?

[glazing]

[ shit. ]

Are you asking me to do so, Young Master Illuga?

[oathlantern]

Even if I ask, you have the right to refuse.

[glazing]

How could I leave you to dine alone? [ the small sweep of a bow, one that ends just with the tip of his nose against the crown of illuga's head: ] It would be my pleasure. Shall I find us a seat?

[oathlantern]

[It's a victory. Illuga avoids tilting his head up and instead turns around to the half chopped vegetables.]

Yeah, I'll be there in a second. Just got to tidy up a bit first.

[glazing]

[ as they say, flins thinks, you win the battle but lose the war. well, since the war was never meant to be won, nor could it be won, is it such a bad thing to lose?

that being said, it doesn't mean he can't claim another victory. ]

My apologies, Young Master. [ says he, cheerily, without a single ounce of apology. flins wraps his arms around illuga's middle, and hoists him into the air with the steady had of a man used to manhandling small dogs. ] It appears that it would be rude of me to take two seats when I am but one person. You will need to be there as well so that we are not accused of being rude.

[oathlantern]

Hey! Flins! [Illuga's feet leave the ground. Truly his lack of height is the greatest injustice here, but already he can't leave the kitchen in such disarray?] Isn't it much more rude to leave a mess for others to clean up?

[glazing]

[ flins makes a show of looking about left and right. if this includes hoisting illuga around as if he were a ragdoll, that is only coincidence, surely. ]

I certainly do not see anyone rushing into clean up the kitchen, do you? I suspect that the mess, as you would call it, will still be here after you have finished eating. When the time comes, I will also be glad to lend a hand.

[oathlantern]

[Illuga kicks the back of his heel into Flins' shin. He is not above being a little petty.]

Fine fine, but please put me down!

[glazing]

[ well! petty begets petty. flins smiles, and lifts illuga up enough so that the crown of his head once again tickles flins' nose. ]

Please? Is that all, Young Master?

[oathlantern]

Yes?! [What does that even mean is that all?!] You're doing the opposite of that, by the way.

[glazing]

I am, indeed. You should scold me, Young Master.

[ 🥺 ]

[oathlantern]

[I'm kinkshaming.

Illuga's weight sags.] Don't tease me. How are we supposed to eat in this position?

[glazing]

[ WOW!!!!

but flins laughs. he knows that he has pushed it far enough. ]

Poorly, I'd imagine. My apologies, Young Master. I simply felt like joking around. [ finally, he puts him down, feet back flat on the floor. there there. ] Though in truth, if you had accepted being hoisted about like so, I wouldn't have been opposed to feeding you.

[oathlantern]

[Illuga huffs, putting more than an arm's reach of space between himself and Flins before wrestling off his apron.]

You wouldn't have a free hand to do it with. I would have been the one feeding you. [Although if that gets Flins to eat a full meal in front of Illuga? Even those times he's made it to the banquets, Illuga has never seen him do more than pick at his plate and drink mead.]

[glazing]

[ like a cat that's been bitten once and is now twice shy for it. flins smiles, and lets illuga do as he will, before he beckons him to follow him into the dining area. ]

Well, if you are volunteering, Young Master, I would hardly be opposed to that either.

[oathlantern]

I'm not! [Illuga swats at Flins as he hurries past, him, more for the sake of hiding the red crawling up his face.

The food left out has been thoroughly picked through by this point, but there's still a selection and Illuga gravitates to what he cooked most recently with certainty it's still warm.]

[glazing]

[ there's a soft, felt laugh that follows illuga, as gentle as a laid flame. along the way, he picks up an empty plate for illuga, careful to tread only in his footfalls.

conversationally, as he picks out a still-fresh salad for his young charge: ] You have cooked for the men and women here what you would usually make for the Lightkeepers' victory banquets.

[oathlantern]

There's quite a few of us here if you were counting. Besides, I was covering lunch and dinner.

[And he's gonna get himself some soup, some stuffed bread rolls, some mashed potato...]

[glazing]

[ as he surreptitiously picks up some of the fish for illuga as well- ] Perhaps there is merit in setting up a rotating schedule for cooking? Surely you don't intend on cooking for everyone on a daily basis.